Dagens LINDUS skal vies til «effektive» treningsmetoder. Det er gjerne ikke disse du ser så ofte reklamert for på TV-reklamene, men en viss effekt vil jeg tro at de har 🙂
WEIGHT LOSS PLAN NUMBER 1
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, «If you can catch me, you can have me.»
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, «If you catch me you can have me.»
Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
«Are you sure?» asks the representative on the phone. «This is our most rigorous program.»
«Absolutely,» he replies, «I haven’t felt this good in years.»
The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,»If I catch you, you are mine!!!»
He lost 63 pounds that week.
OG HER ER EN VINNER FRA «OVER THERE» :
JOJO, DETTE KUNNE NOK BLITT NOK EN EFFEKTIV TRENINGSTIME, MEN BLE NOE HELT ANNET …
ARGUMENT FOR TRENINGSMOTSTANDERE :
«I don’t exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he’d have put diamonds on the floor…»
«You realise how your body has changed when your children look through your wedding photos and want to know who mum’s first husband was… »
By the time I’m thin, fat will be in …
SITAT AV MISS PIGGY :
Never eat more than you can lift …
Vel det var alt for i dag. Da må alle ha en riktig god helg 🙂
Forrige ukes konkurranse : Svaret var selvsagt Angelina Jolie
Den heldige vinneren av 4 flax lodd, ble : Jørgen T. – Gratulerer !!
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Denne ukens konkurranse :
Hvilket elite håndballag er dette kledd i «sivil» ?????
De som vet det, kan skrive det inn i kommentarfeltet under og være med i trekningen av 4 flax lodd. Svarfristen er neste fredag (20.05) innen kl. 1200
Lykke til og god helg 🙂